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How I Wish I Were a Dog!

(by Samantha the Cat)

Oh, how I wish I were a dog!
A wonderfully peppy puppy dog.
Full of wisdom, stature, energy, true-
Full of wonder and curiosity, why, just like you!

Oh, how I wish I were a dog!
Carefree, whimsical, and happy with all.
I would run around, roll, and jump up high,
Fly in the air, fetch, oh gravity, I defy!

Oh, how I wish I were a dog!
Never without grace, my tongue hanging down.
I would grin all day, play, pant, and slobber,
Lick my human’s face? Of course, it’s no bother!

But alas, I was born to be merely a cat…
A simple, ordinary kitty cat.
But I adore my human, and she loves me,
So I guess it’s not too bad, wouldn’t you agree?

Samantha the Cat

My best impression of a dog with a tongue hanging out.

43 replies »

  1. Samantha I love your dog impersonation, but I find it hard to believe you want to be one. Why, most of those qualities you described in your perfectly poetic poem can even more so be ascribed to cats! Silly kitty!!

  2. love is in the air for you cat…..but I prefer the dog, wiggling tail, sleeping all day, no worries, go to the bathroom wherever I want, bark in anger without repercussions…….

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